Breakbeat is real music for people
who have over-dosed
on the hyperactive and unnatural tempo
of DnB, had enough of being bummed by mullet-sporting disco gays at Electroclash parties, can't stand the generic dross
that is House music, who's ears have stopped bleeding from all the badly produced Rock n Roll and those diabetics in need of an insulin injection after
gobbling too many
sweets at the candybar called Trance Music.
You're informed, articulate, un-cliched, fashionable and street-smart. You like breakbeat