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1.) The word used to define morgan freeman's excessive scheming to achieve maximum penis growth
2.) To plan a chinese fire drill
3.) Debating between resting your schrodum on an old lady's nostrils or to buy a five dollar footlong
2.) To plan a chinese fire drill
3.) Debating between resting your schrodum on an old lady's nostrils or to buy a five dollar footlong
I'm going to cabobulate.
by incipitsathanas July 6, 2009
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"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"
"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
Get the unchristian masturbating mug.A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.
by incipitsathanas April 6, 2008
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by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008
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by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009
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2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008
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and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.
2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.
2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.
"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
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