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illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire
by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
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satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan
I saw satan's foot and it was huge.
by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008
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stupid-metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of metal music characterized by the fact that the drummers in this sub-genre all use their feet to play. Along with vocalizations of a "stupid" unborn fetus, the music generates nothing more than stupidity and has been called a threat to native americans everywhere. Also Jesus is real to them.
Only fat ugly people listen to marshmallows and eat the magical jesus cookie. I love stupid-metal.
by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008
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Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".
There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!
by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008
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caca monster

1: Someone who takes shits repeatedly throughout the day
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.

2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.
"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
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"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!
by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009
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satanic corndogs

1) Corndogs made, for all intentions and purposes, to resemble the penis ov lucifer.

2) Corndogs that are in conspiracy with satan.

3) Corndogs that are satanic.
I love to engourge myself with a delectable meal ov wine, sausage, venison and SATANIC CORNDOGS.
by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008
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