caca monster

1: Someone who takes shits repeatedly throughout the day
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.

2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.

"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009

stupid-metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of metal music characterized by the fact that the drummers in this sub-genre all use their feet to play. Along with vocalizations of a "stupid" unborn fetus, the music generates nothing more than stupidity and has been called a threat to native americans everywhere. Also Jesus is real to them.

Only fat ugly people listen to marshmallows and eat the magical jesus cookie. I love stupid-metal.

by incipitsathanas April 07, 2008

satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan

I saw satan's foot and it was huge.

by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008

Immortal house of pancakes

A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.

I ate at the Immortal house of pancakes and it was fucking cold inside.

by incipitsathanas April 06, 2008

illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

hitler metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of heavy metal music characterized by the constant use of national socialist lyrics, and referrances to world war II.
2) The genre of metal founded in 1939 by Hitler mein fuhrer himself. Includes repetive drumming and guitars, and vocals very similar to stupid-metal. Also has background noise of ongoing warfare and destruction.

Hitler metal is awesome, I love hitler metal, it is neat.

by incipitsathanas April 06, 2008

butt lovin

1) A phrase used to refer to an act ov anal sex/buttsex.

Last night I had some good butt lovin!

by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008