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1. metal for fat people
2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.
2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.
Fathead metal isn't for people like me and you bill cosby, it's only for people with small penises and big elbows.
by incipitsathanas October 14, 2009
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Get the "vanished like a fart in the wind" mug.1) Yet another sub-genre of metal music characterized by the fact that the drummers in this sub-genre all use their feet to play. Along with vocalizations of a "stupid" unborn fetus, the music generates nothing more than stupidity and has been called a threat to native americans everywhere. Also Jesus is real to them.
by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008
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