26 definitions by iameverywhereyetno-whereatall

Education spelt by someone who hasnt had any education.
"Yoo cant blame me for me spellin, I didnt get no educashun" - Uneducated person
Get the Educashun mug.
a form of Mexican taco, made even more famous after the "Kid fights with mum on xbox live about a chalupa" vids on youtube, type "Kid fights with mom on xbox live about a chalupa" into google to see it
"I'll buy you a Chalupa and i'll eat it"

lol
by iameverywhereyetno-whereatall January 17, 2010
Get the Chalupa mug.
A rubbish advert which has unfortunatly made it past urbandictionary.com
guy 1: What did you go on last night?

guy 2: Indiana Jones Wiki

guy 1: was it good?

guy 2: Yeah, it was interesting but I saw a snorgtees ad

guy 1: OOOOHHHH NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!! Snorgtees has made it onto other websites! It's spreading like a plague!
Get the snorgtees mug.
One of the coolest film heroes of all time, born in Princeton, New Jersey in 1899 (Indy not Harrison Ford), probably the best known archeologist in the world, Indy isn't official called Indiana but rather Henry Jones Jnr, but he was very fond of the family dog, Indiana so he became known as Indiana, his dad insists he is called Junior and this angers Indy as we find out in The Last Crusade, during the war he and his MI6 buddy, Hale, went on many adventures to stop the Nazis and Japanese getting sources of paranormal power, e.g in Indiana Jones and the Army of the Dead, Jones and Hale travel to Haiti to stop an army of undead! In 1947, he defeated the Babylonian god, Marduk (please play Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine) and in 1957 he went in search of his friend, Harold Oxley who had lost his marbles and ended up finding a crystal skull, which if returned gives the returner a "gift", to know everything and found he had a son (Mutt Williams a.k.a Herny Jones III), Mutt wasn't happy about this early on but it sunk in. During the 90's he still travelled, much to the opposition of his family, who thought he should settle down at nearly 100, and was a lecturer, and was willing to share stories of his youth with anyone who would listen.
a cool archeologist,

henry jones snr-we named the dog Indiana

Sallah-The dog?, you were named after a dog!?

Indiana Jones- I was very fond of that dog

Marcus Brody- Can we go home now?

(the last few lines of The Last Crusade)
Get the Indiana Jones mug.
A place which has been invaded by 9-year-olds who are ultra-Master Chief fans and sound like Chipmunks, speak non-stop, rap, call people niggers for whopping 'em, sing, say brainless, retarded things about your mum, curse like sailors and like to they're "de best on de whole XBL" but get whopped all the time. but everyone else is OK.
(please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)
idiot 9-year-old: PWNED U!

teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever"

idiot little kid: FUK U! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME!

teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty.

idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE!

teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do.

idiot little kid: FUK U! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY!

teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop.

idiot little kid: FUK U CU..! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"
Get the XBOX live mug.
A form of government created by Karl Marx, it was meant to make everyone equal by not letting anyone control industry and become powerful, unfortunatly dictators like Stalin bent it to make them rule the country without letting anyone have their say
Marxist - Damn Stalin and Kim Jong Il bent Marxism to make them powerful, now everyone doesn't know the Marxism is meant to make everyone equal!

Communist- Shut up, Don't you dare put down comrade Stalin or comrade Kim Jong Il!
Get the Marxism mug.
1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"
Shurrup you Bar Stool!
by iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 10, 2010
Get the Bar Stool mug.