n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.
v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"
"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"
"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"
"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"