iKielo1's definitions

Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.

I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Secret Ninjas

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.

E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you

S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch

by iKielo1 February 2, 2009

Chinputermon

It is any annoying small electronic device, such as phones, ipods, sometimes laptops etc... Used in times of frustration with these devices

System Error, shutting down.

This F**KING Chinputermon is wrecking my head!!!!

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Viscous

(Visc-wuss) It is a different pronunciation of the word vicious, when something is particularly vicious you say (visc-wuss) to emphasize it

We lost the final in the 93rd when he took a viscous strike on his left foot and scored

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Turkaphile

A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.

E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.

S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Discocktech

A dance/night club where there is nothing but men, most of whom are raging faggots looking to suck some cock... The Discocktech

S: Let's go to that new night club tonight?

E: Yeah cool...

S: This is a fucking discocktech!

by iKielo1 February 5, 2009