Discocktech

A dance/night club where there is nothing but men, most of whom are raging faggots looking to suck some cock... The Discocktech

S: Let's go to that new night club tonight?

E: Yeah cool...

S: This is a fucking discocktech!

by iKielo1 February 05, 2009

Turkaphile

A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.

E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.

S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen

by iKielo1 February 03, 2009

preslide

While playing PES and you are defending, if the attacking player is doing alot of moving randomly slide with your defender... in hope that the attacker stumbles into your path.

This is the preslide

I had skinned all his team, until the jerk got me with the last man preslide

by iKielo1 January 28, 2009

Secret Ninjas

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.

E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you

S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch

by iKielo1 February 02, 2009

Dellemma

Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"

E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?

S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Ragamuffin

A cloth, towel or large group of tissues, used for the soakage of semen as a result of chronic masterbation

Dude johnny's room is stinking with that ragamuffin on the ground

by iKielo1 January 29, 2009