iKielo1's definitions

Secret Ninjas

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.

E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you

S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch

by iKielo1 February 2, 2009

Chinputermon

It is any annoying small electronic device, such as phones, ipods, sometimes laptops etc... Used in times of frustration with these devices

System Error, shutting down.

This F**KING Chinputermon is wrecking my head!!!!

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Blackjack Rating

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL

by iKielo1 December 26, 2008

Turkaphile

A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.

E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.

S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Discocktech

A dance/night club where there is nothing but men, most of whom are raging faggots looking to suck some cock... The Discocktech

S: Let's go to that new night club tonight?

E: Yeah cool...

S: This is a fucking discocktech!

by iKielo1 February 5, 2009

Puddin'

A term used to describe incredibly fast rough sex had with a slut.

D: So how far did you get last night?

S: I gave her d fookin puddin' brah

by iKielo1 January 29, 2009