iKielo1's definitions

Turkaphile

A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.

E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.

S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Viscous

(Visc-wuss) It is a different pronunciation of the word vicious, when something is particularly vicious you say (visc-wuss) to emphasize it

We lost the final in the 93rd when he took a viscous strike on his left foot and scored

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Blackjack Rating

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL

by iKielo1 December 26, 2008

preslide

While playing PES and you are defending, if the attacking player is doing alot of moving randomly slide with your defender... in hope that the attacker stumbles into your path.

This is the preslide

I had skinned all his team, until the jerk got me with the last man preslide

by iKielo1 January 28, 2009

Secret Ninjas

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.

E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you

S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch

by iKielo1 February 2, 2009

Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.

I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009