i invented shizam's definitions

sawed-offs

pants that fall between the ankle and knee in length; essentially capri pants for men, made to sound more manly.

guy 1: dude, are you seriously wearing capri pants?
guy 2: psh, no, capris are for women. these are sawed-offs.

by i invented shizam August 11, 2010

brosis couple

a couple that looks so similar that they are often mistaken for brother and sister.

person 1: wow, your friends look so alike, are they twins or just brother and sister?
person 2: neither, they're just a brosis couple.

person 1: ew.

person 2: i know, right? narcissism much?

by i invented shizam September 15, 2010

fumber

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

by i invented shizam July 18, 2010

femergency

a feminine emergency, often related to the vagina and its excretions.

boss: where have you been? your break was only thirty minutes but you've been gone for an hour!
employee: sorry...had to run to the store, i had a femergency.

by i invented shizam September 15, 2010