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4 definitions by i invented shizam

 
1.
pants that fall between the ankle and knee in length; essentially capri pants for men, made to sound more manly.
guy 1: dude, are you seriously wearing capri pants?
guy 2: psh, no, capris are for women. these are sawed-offs.
by i invented shizam August 11, 2010
 
2.
The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.
This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.
by i invented shizam July 17, 2010
 
3.
a couple that looks so similar that they are often mistaken for brother and sister.
person 1: wow, your friends look so alike, are they twins or just brother and sister?
person 2: neither, they're just a brosis couple.

person 1: ew.

person 2: i know, right? narcissism much?
by i invented shizam September 12, 2010
 
4.
a feminine emergency, often related to the vagina and its excretions.
boss: where have you been? your break was only thirty minutes but you've been gone for an hour!
employee: sorry...had to run to the store, i had a femergency.
by i invented shizam September 12, 2010