i dont touch myself
When a male masturbates before bed and a little bit of sperm is left behind causing the male to have to get up to have a very painfully hot pee for the next 30 minutes
Guy1: aw man i was jacking off before bed and i got tip burn
Guy2: aw dude that's brutal!
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