parkertastic

The state of being exceedingly effeminate and flamboyant with a homosexual connotation.

Mike: I've never seen a man talk so much with his hands.
Pat: Oh, Ryan? Yeah, life's parkertastic for him!

by i done know December 30, 2007

olive-tasting glassblower

A homosexual pothead

Jason is such an olive-tasting glassblower! All he does is sit around smoking pot, playing video games and masturbating.

by i done know December 30, 2007