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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
by i do cocaine April 25, 2008
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A synonym for a man's genitalia, possibly erect, resembling the shape of a banana.
Ralf: Whoa Jeremy, you can totally see that guy's manbanana through his speedo.

Jeremy: I always kinda figured you were gay, Ralf.
by i do cocaine April 25, 2008
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