2 definitions by i am a pear that eats bears
Santa is the sexiest thing the earth has, thats why all the children stay up all night to have one glanceat him, well guess what kids.STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SANTI LITTLE BITCHES,BOOTY CLAUS IS GETTING ME A NEW BOOTY FOR CHRISTMAS SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.I only get to play on his beard that is pretty much a playground once a year.
*you wait impatiently for BootyClaus to come down the chimney
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child
*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child
*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.
by i am a pear that eats bears December 21, 2018
Kieanna is a loyal beautiful girl that looks great and is amazing and out going f*ck! I wish that there could be more people like her
Person: did you see kieanna today?
Person 2: ya but it was hard to talk to her there was too many people around her
Person: ya, she has quite a crowd
Person 2: ya but it was hard to talk to her there was too many people around her
Person: ya, she has quite a crowd
by i am a pear that eats bears April 5, 2018