noun; The berpes is the disease of being
contaminated by the bertfilth, by one, Bert
McCracken, singer of The Used. The Berpes can be contracted by both indirect and direct contact to Bert
, and in most cases, causes spontaneous combustion/implosion, disturbation. This is caused by Bert
and utter lack of personal hygiene. Example: during the 2004 Projekt Revolution Tour
with Linkin Park, Bert
wore the same pants
the entire tour
and when said pants
ripped, he just stapled them. Said pants
dirty the entire tour
. All one needs to do is look at him and you can see the bertfilth. Coming into contact with the bertfilth causes Berpes.
If you touch
either, A) Bert
McCracken, B) any of The Used, C) any of My Chemical
Romance, specifically Gerard Way, you will be infected by the Berpes.
So if you see Bert walking
up the street
towards you, RUN the other way very fast. And don't let Gerard Way touch
you, because he's made out with Bert
and thus you would be contaminated indirectly.