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A small, mosquito-infested hell hole in eastern Montana. Home to approximately 6,000 materialistic, unintelligent, ignorant rednecks whom rarely venture beyond Billings, Montana, or Bismarck, North Dakota. When in fact they do escape the confines of Glendive, most "city folk" view their men as incompetent, close-minded hillbillies, and their women as overly made-up, "fake-baked" whores with terrible grammar.

Glendive is home to the Dawson County School District, an integral part of making sure young Glendivians continue their education at Dawson Community College (a mediocre community college also in Glendive) or at one of Montana's bottom-ranked state schools, providing a never-ending supply of ignorant, sophomoric morons to keep Glendive's twilight zone-esque economy afloat.
Wow! You're from Montana? It must be awesome!" "No, I'm from Glendive. It sucks.
by i'mnoone August 02, 2010

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