A rude person who obsesses over bands such as Nightwish, who write overly-poetic and overly-dramatic lyrics that depressed kids confuse with being beautiful and deep. They more often than not have some kind of deluded crush (or borderline obsession) on keyboardist/lyricist Tuomas Holopainen and suffer from Münchausen by Internet.
Or anyone you dislike who likes Nightwish
You should have known Melissa's a Nightbitch.
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