2 definitions by i'm married to Shrek <3333
National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)
Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*
by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023
this is the word you use when you watch shrek (it could be any shrek movie you want) and you notice shrek lookin extra fine and you want to express this. you can also say that anyone is looking shrexy but keep in mind they will be very um happy if you say this to their face and they will definitely not punch you in the face.
person 1: hey let's watch Shrek!
person 2: which one? Should we watch Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the third, Shrek the halls, Shrek forever after, Shrek 5 or Shrek the final chapter in 3-D?
person 1: bruh i knew i shouldnt have invited you we are obviously watching Shrek 1
person 2 like halfway through the film: bruh you look like human shrek
person 1: bro stop being mean ur making me cry (insert shrek crying meme here)
person 2: do you want popcorn?
person 1: no thanks
Person 2: ok
Person 1: wow look how Shrexy shrek looks now that he is transformed back into an ogre
person 2: i know
person 1 when the movie is over: well, goodbye
person 2: bye *runs away*
person 2: which one? Should we watch Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the third, Shrek the halls, Shrek forever after, Shrek 5 or Shrek the final chapter in 3-D?
person 1: bruh i knew i shouldnt have invited you we are obviously watching Shrek 1
person 2 like halfway through the film: bruh you look like human shrek
person 1: bro stop being mean ur making me cry (insert shrek crying meme here)
person 2: do you want popcorn?
person 1: no thanks
Person 2: ok
Person 1: wow look how Shrexy shrek looks now that he is transformed back into an ogre
person 2: i know
person 1 when the movie is over: well, goodbye
person 2: bye *runs away*
by i'm married to Shrek <3333 July 30, 2023