3 definitions by i'm ju5t 5aying...

cunt

1. in the u.s.a., best word in the english language! the only one that has shock value for anybody but old ladies and born-again christians. avoided even by eminem.

2. charming insult in other english-speaking countries, esp. UK, Ireland, Australia. normally directed at men. see twat.

you fucking cunt!

i fuggot my grandma's birfday... oi feel loik a roight cunt.

by i'm ju5t 5aying... December 12, 2005

bisexual

everybody, whether they want to admit it or not.

"i went through this whole quandary--am i gay? am i straight? then i realized, no, i'm just a slut. where's MY fucking parade?"
--margaret cho

"i helped my best friend shop for cocktail dresses. she looked pretty sexy in all of them, but i told her to get the one that's cut low in the back."

"why is it always so awkward in the locker room? oh, because everyone on the varsity football team is a flaming bisexual."

by i'm ju5t 5aying... December 7, 2005

Monica Lewinsky

college student, only 21 and not too bright, who probably just caved in to powerful-old-man pressure. because rich old men, especially politicians, will do *anything* to get a lube job! do a washington internship yourself, if you don't believe me. it takes some intelligence to get OUT of sleeping with them... and your average college student is neither morally opposed nor wise in the ways of the world.

by the time they're 35, most people forget about the stupid things they did at this age. i know i will, and i wish poor m.l. could too!

read samuel richardon's novel Pamela to see what Monica Lewinsky would have had to do to avoid this situation.

by i'm ju5t 5aying... December 12, 2005