1 definition by hugo beefy
rens usually come in flocks when migrating to alabama where their ancestors and fossils are currently stowed. if you happen to come across a said ren you will know immediately from their coat of purple and reddish pinkish feathers. simply do an irish jig and whisper a little song in its ear to put it at ease and to secure your eternal youth. they speak fluent hebrew, have a british accent, and if not in alabama are in england.
beefus: yesterday i saw a ren
hugo: wait wtf- i though those were only in england
thumbelina: nah didnt you hear they come to alabama in the winter
hugo: wait wtf- i though those were only in england
thumbelina: nah didnt you hear they come to alabama in the winter
by hugo beefy August 26, 2021