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The best state to be in. It's the best feeling in the world. Here are some effects.

1. You start feeling really funny.

2. Sometimes you feel as if your body is shaking cause some parts of your body might start getting tingly or numb.

3. You laugh at everything, even the simplest of things, such as your cat meowing.

4. If you're getting in bed with your laptop and you're trying to get in a nice comfortable position, you feel like you're having an epic fight with your laptop (happened to me).

5. You start conversations with people on facebook or AIM that you most likely wouldn't do if you weren't high, simply because you're high and you're not worried about anything bad happening. For that moment, you're not shy or reluctant to talk to them.

6. You're not afraid to risk awkwardness or embarrassment.

7. Everything just feels so wonderful.

8. You feel really optimistic about everything. You don't have any bad thoughts.

9. You feel as if nothing can possibly go wrong.

10. Masturbation feels 10 times better. Seriously, jacking off while you're not high can't even remotely compare.

11. You feel really good about life, period.

12. Food tastes fucking amazing.

13. Movies become 10 times funnier.

14. Life is good.
guy 1: dude i tried calling you like 12 times last night...
guy 2: oh sorry man haha, i was busy jacking off for an hour...i was high too

guy 1: FUCKIN SWEET!!!
by hockeydude38 January 27, 2010

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