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The denominator

The innocent bystander friend/sidekick in the twisted math vocabulary romance system the addition, the subtraction, The equality..

I am the denominator, whereas Mandi is the equality.

by Heather (Ya Know) February 12, 2008

Crapperoni

A noun used to describe macaroni of substandard quality, such as store brand rather than name brand.

Tom: "Hey Angela, look, Price Rite has their mac & cheese on sale for 25 cents a box!"

Angela: "Ew Tom, I'm not eating that crapperoni! I'll pay 75 cents more for the real deal Kraft Mac & Cheese"

by Heather (Ya Know) January 11, 2008

ceiling eyes

Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something

"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."

by Heather (Ya Know) January 18, 2009