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1 definition by headlessman72

 
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A good ole fashioned middled-aged country bumpkin with golden blond hair that will light up the room, or on fire whichever comes first. Moisturizing hair is not a priority. She is compassionate, loving, and forevever faithful to those "with her". She quickly transforms into the Queen of Hearts to those "against her", so please steer clear or you might lose your head. Carol's are devoted to the church and can easily be found in any religious institution praying for those who trespass against her.
by headlessman72 March 21, 2010