If Pennsylvania was to have an illegitimate retarded child, this hell hole would be it.
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: Can't we just abort Hazleton, PA 18201?
United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!
A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.
hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the Walmart parking lot.
me: Fucking sped.
The nonprofit organization that provides the vast majority of psychotherapy for the psychopaths in the Hazleton
PA area. The majority of it's patients never get better.
nutty fuck 1: I need some pussy. And I need it fast.
nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.
nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack
her ass. The last option seems less painful.
nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.
Any of the multiple variants of lesbian
sex acts that involve bongs
, pizza and spoiled Pennsyltucky
elitist girls. Named after Tarah Toolhil the conservative Pennsylvanian
politician that had a YouTube video slide show entitled "Pizza Party" of her making out with a girl and getting stoned.
Stoned Lesbian Pizza eater: Sin now. Repent later bitches! Woooo hoooo! Who wants to blow their power hit up my twat? I love pulling a Tarah Toohil. (lesbian sex ensues)
The primary mode of transportation in Hazleton
, PA, seen outside of every home: A stolen shopping cart!
hazletard 1: Got any WD-40
, my ride needs a tune up.
hazletard 2: Ditch that bitch. I got this fly Hazletonmobile, from GIANT Food. No I can go Hazleton drifting
, this afternoon.
A form of exhibitionism
, in which a white female tween
pushes her naked rear up to a chain link fence, while two Dominican males separately penetrate the women's anus and vagina, through the fence. Very common in Hazleton
Perez: Check out that bitch with the iCarly
backpack, signaling us into a Hazletonian Glory Hole.
Carlos: You get the asshole this time, I am sick of scraping shit out of my foreskin.
When a man engages in anal sex with another person, that is riding in a Chinese swing
with diarrhea pouring out their ass.
If you try the Hazleton Mudslide, you're a total fucking pervert.