hazletard-in-chief's definitions
The nonexistent gang, all the the wiggers in Hazleton claim to be a member of. Sometimes shortened to "Nationwide."
hazletard: I'm in da Nationwide Thugs, yo. I'll cap your ass.
human: Does the Aryan Brotherhood, now except wiggers? That's the prison gang that runs the white section in state prison. That's were crackers like you go, when you keep this act up into adulthood.
hazletard: Watch your mouth fool. Nationwide will fuck you up.
human: Thanks, for all the footage of your terroristic threats, for my new cellphone. Enjoy prison, biznitch!
hazletard: I'm sorry. Don't call the police. I just act like this, because I'm a loser.
human: Does the Aryan Brotherhood, now except wiggers? That's the prison gang that runs the white section in state prison. That's were crackers like you go, when you keep this act up into adulthood.
hazletard: Watch your mouth fool. Nationwide will fuck you up.
human: Thanks, for all the footage of your terroristic threats, for my new cellphone. Enjoy prison, biznitch!
hazletard: I'm sorry. Don't call the police. I just act like this, because I'm a loser.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
Get the Nationwide Thugsmug. The newest nickname for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Based on the facts: a) Hazleton misspelled it's own name; b) all attempts to salvage this city always fail; c) Hazleton, PA = epic fail.
Another pimp killed another ho, instead of pimping that bitch for mad money. Welcome to Failzeton, biatch!
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 24, 2010
Get the Failzetonmug. A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.
pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.
bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.
pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.
bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.
pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
Get the hazleton with cheesemug. detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.
detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.
detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.
detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.
detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010
Get the Hazletonian cost-benefit analysismug. Nicole: I am so happy to be a highschool English teacher. I also get to head the yearbook staff. I love yearbook.
Melvin: Fucking reschooler. God your pathetic.
Nicole: Your just jealous, because your a self employed businessman, making seven figures a quarter. While I am getting to relive highschool everyday.
Melvin: I'd rather relive the gang bang I had at the Playboy Mansion last week.
Melvin: Fucking reschooler. God your pathetic.
Nicole: Your just jealous, because your a self employed businessman, making seven figures a quarter. While I am getting to relive highschool everyday.
Melvin: I'd rather relive the gang bang I had at the Playboy Mansion last week.
by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011
Get the reschoolermug. nigga 1: We need to dump this ho's body somewhere, she's getting ripe.
nigga 2: I know a place where I dumped an old couch, refrigerator and dead ho last week. I found it, while geocaching.
nigga 1: Geocaching?! We need to blacken you up. It' bad enough your a registered Republican, but fucking geocaching. Nigga Please!
nigga 2: Fuck you. Here we are... Highland Road biatch!
nigga 2: I know a place where I dumped an old couch, refrigerator and dead ho last week. I found it, while geocaching.
nigga 1: Geocaching?! We need to blacken you up. It' bad enough your a registered Republican, but fucking geocaching. Nigga Please!
nigga 2: Fuck you. Here we are... Highland Road biatch!
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
Get the Highland Roadmug. The nonprofit organization that provides the vast majority of psychotherapy for the psychopaths in the Hazleton PA area. The majority of it's patients never get better.
nutty fuck 1: I need some pussy. And I need it fast.
nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.
nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack her ass. The last option seems less painful.
nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.
nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.
nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack her ass. The last option seems less painful.
nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.
by Hazletard-in-Chief August 18, 2011
Get the Northeast Counselingmug.