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1 definition by haywood jablowmeDC2

 
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The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a couch, mattress, arm chair or any other inanimate object that you wish to have sex with. Can also include a persons hair, clothing or accessories as well.
dude ive been botting the shit out of your curly fro everynight when you go to sleep
by haywood jablowmeDC2 October 14, 2010
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