6. A massive erection also known as; stiffy, tent pole, throbbing bellend, hard on
1. Something pele doesn't hav
3. Something you get just as you reach the bus stop
2. the brunt of many jokes
6. "Waaay! Check out my purple headed yoghurt slinger... ITS MASSIVE!"
"Nice one Corey .. porriiiiiick"
1. *Showering* "ay Pele let us see your erect penis"
"sorry lads, i cant get my johnson up, i have erectile disfuctions"
3. *Bus stopping* "fuck sake!"
2. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
'Cus he had a boner