Definitions by happy moose

Facebook liberal

n. someone who expresses constant online outrage in support of various progressive causes but provides no genuine, substantive advocacy

He's such a Facebook liberal; his wall posts are full of links to Huff Post and Amnesty Intl, but he hasn't voted in ten years.

Facebook liberal by happy moose March 7, 2011

Facebook conservative 

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.

His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.

Facebook conservative by happy moose March 7, 2011