hannibal lickter's definitions

ebonics

Broken english used by African-Americans (ebo-americans?) and white wanna-be gen-X-ers. Practitoners can be identified by tennis shoes that are stomped down in the rear, so as to be worn like house slippers.
Frequently involves droppin' the las' consonan' of a word.
Deft = def.

Shee mu-fuka, tha's def!

by hannibal lickter July 28, 2005

uncle daddy

What no traveling salesman wants to hear from his kids. Mother tells the kids every overnight male gueat is their uncle. A man on the road a lot becomes another face to small kids.

I've been on the road so much, my kids call me "Uncle Daddy" now.

by hannibal lickter May 15, 2005

gargling

the awkwark move a woman has to make when she won't swallow your splooge and runs to the bathroom with her mouth open, head tilted back.

i came in her mouth and she started gagging, then she ran to the bathroom - doin' the jazz hands, gargling all the way.

by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

twisty face

What a speed freak has after too many days up.

Quit peeking outside! No one wants to see your twisty face!

by hannibal lickter April 28, 2005