Can also known as "The One
". A common cliche in sci-fi and fantasy. This individual, the "Chosen One" is the sole person chosen by destiny to stop an impending disaster that threatens all life, save the world from a super villian, stop corruption, etc.
Basically, the only person who can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Not mom. Not Dan. Only them.
Buffy. Frodo. Link. Aang. Neo. Master Chief. All of these people have been the Chosen One at one time or another. Cuz they all saved the day.
when u kill ur cohorts, team mate, or distraction. AKA, caboose from Red vs. blue
Tucker: You killed Church you team killing fucktard!!!
the best god damn fucking american animation ever! it is the longest running american sitcom and the longest running american animation program to date. it was created by cartoonist Matt Groening and is a spinoff of the 1980s program from The Tracey Ullman Show. the show circulates around the simpson family- homer, marge, bart, lisa, and maggie- and their "typical" life. there is a hoard of post Cold War popculture and everyone is a protrayed after a stereotypical figure. the simpson's is now on their 17th (or 18th) season.
the simpsons is pure genius because unlike many shows on FOX
like Family Guy
, the simpsons doesnt need to pile a load of crude humor and sexual jokes just to be funny.
the simpsons is almost 18 years old. matt groening based many aspects of the show off of his own family and childhood in portland, oregon. almost every character is a stereotypical figure. e.g.:
homer- lazy dad with a low level job
marge- typical suburban housewife of the 1950s
mr. burns- evil rich bossman
chief wiggum- over weight lazy police officer
ralph wiggum- school wierdo
nelson muntz and his crew- schoolyard bullies who beat you up for your lunch money
martin prince- teacher's pet and geek
edna krabappel- downtrodded school teacher
seymour skinner- educational bureacrat
fat tony- mob boss
dr nick- shady quack
apu- southeast/middle east asian shop keeper
helen lovejoy- town gossip
cletus- southern white trash (in this case, the "slack jawed yokel")
ned flanders- wierdo neighbor who has a perfect life and is also a devouted christian
the rest of the characters are self explainatory. these are the most obvious
still, the simpsons is the greatest tv show on the planet and when it ends, i shall throw myself upon a sword and DIE!!!!
a small marsupial that glides around. come in a variety of color and are very cute and cuddly. ^^
sugar gliders are not only cuter than hamsters, they'll eat em. ^^
Something I don't have much of.
*looses interest, stares in other direction*
What most teenagers have is a short attention span, not ADD or ADHD. They just want to feel special.
often known as the "missing link" bigfoot is a big, hairy, ape man thing that rooms the forests. its diet is very much like any primate. witnesses say that it ranges from 6-11 feet tall. obiviously there is a more than one of them if the thing really does exist, seeing as how there is a different variation of the beast ranging from state to state, country to country, continent to continent.
North America: Sasqaush
The Phillipines: Kapre
a schools cheap alternative to uniforms, because even though they make u wear no jeans and collared shirts, everyones still acts even dumber than they have before.
our school has no logic at all. first they eliminate half days, then they waste their millage money on a tennis court that they dont even need they replace all of the good carbonated drinks with faygo, and now a complicated dress code that isnt gonna change our test scores or behavior. we're better off with uniforms (but our school also does not know how to manage money correctly)