119 definitions by guido1

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.
I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.
by guido1 December 4, 2009
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A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.
Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.
by guido1 June 1, 2009
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The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.
Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.
by guido1 March 7, 2008
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A shorted word for inline rollerblading, inline skating, rollerblading, or aggressive skating.
Hey dude, I got some time after school, let's go blading, ok?
by guido1 March 6, 2008
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The principal features of quantum theory contradict "cause and effect" relationships (relativity) by assuming that random, spontaneous events can and do occur within a quantified limit (specified by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle). Therefore, a future event (or non-event) has both a multiple probability (statistical) and a quantum probability of 50/50 that is not predictable.

As the observer is outside the event horizon, there exists two realities; that is , a state of existing (or being) and that of not existing.

Just as it may be that one dies, one does not "know" when one dies; the quantum state would be both dead and alive while the relative state would be dead or alive.

An again, reality is based on the perceptive analysis of the observer; at any given time the observer is outside the event horizon and is in the present or the past.

However, there is an relativistic assumption that there exists a continuum for all sets, but this cannot be made from a quantum state.
Quantum reality transmutates the objective into the subjective, and the phyical into the metaphysical.
by guido1 January 29, 2009
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Reference from a car commercial. Basically meaning to get a new view on things and abandon old school thinking on a certain subject; to shift into a new mode of thought.
by guido1 May 29, 2008
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