gretzky of stink's definitions

hockey hands

A horrible smell that emits from your hands after playing hockey. Even washing your hands will not kill the odor.

Jeremy returned from hockey and touched me with his hockey hands, gross!

by gretzky of stink September 3, 2009

Mississippi Mud Goblin

A large amount of fecal matter hidden inside soft, warm mississippi mud. When stepped in, the Mud Goblin releases intoxicating aromas that will seep into your pores.

Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.

by gretzky of stink September 4, 2009