grasshoppers's definitions

fletch

An AWESOME movie featuring Chevy Chase

Go watch Fletch now.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

pool

a euphemism for toilet, see Cosby kids

Woo, just got done droppin' the kids off at the pool! Now I feel much better!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sand in your vagina

a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated

Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

beer snob

Someone who drinks only beer that costs at least $8 USD a sixer.

"Let's get a case of natty light."

"No, I'm a beer snob."

by grasshoppers January 28, 2003