grasshoppers's definitions

MSB

Abbreviation for "massive sperm buildup", often incurred after a long sexual drought; common malady among geeks

<dumpee> duder, ever since she left me, I've had some serious MSB going on

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

h4w

a strong laugh at someone else's expense, a wordleet/word-ified version of the loud laugh sound "haw"

<jbm> omg that ch1x0r I wanted to nail was a dude!
<Strike> h4w!

by grasshoppers January 16, 2003

sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

nfw

"No Fucking Way!"

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sand in your vagina

a condition said to be had by someone who is irritated

Settle down, chief. What, you got sand in your vagina or something?

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003