jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

yhgtbfkm

"You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me", indicating that the speaker cannot even begin get his mind to beleive any part the previous statement.

<User1> OMFG! That noob just posted his IP and root passwd to USEnet asking if someone could help him fix his sound card!
<User2> :o YHGTBFKM!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

slashtard

One of the many posters on the wordslashdot/word site whose comments make no sense. They are often wordfagmonic/word wordtroll/words or wordfucktard/words.

Gawd I'm suck of these freaking slashtards on /.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

h4w

a strong laugh at someone else's expense, a wordleet/word-ified version of the loud laugh sound "haw"

<jbm> omg that ch1x0r I wanted to nail was a dude!
<Strike> h4w!

by grasshoppers January 17, 2003

pool

a euphemism for toilet, see Cosby kids

Woo, just got done droppin' the kids off at the pool! Now I feel much better!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

beer snob

Someone who drinks only beer that costs at least $8 USD a sixer.

"Let's get a case of natty light."

"No, I'm a beer snob."

by grasshoppers January 28, 2003

nfw

"No Fucking Way!"

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003