grasshoppers's definitions

sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

plzdiekthxbye

Please die, okay thanks, bye.

One of the kthx words. Stronger than kthxdie and kthxbye.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

The Cosbys

Similar in use to the Cosby kids. Euphemism for shit.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

MSB

Abbreviation for "massive sperm buildup", often incurred after a long sexual drought; common malady among geeks

<dumpee> duder, ever since she left me, I've had some serious MSB going on

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

pool

a euphemism for toilet, see Cosby kids

Woo, just got done droppin' the kids off at the pool! Now I feel much better!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

nfw

"No Fucking Way!"

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

yhgtbfkm

"You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me", indicating that the speaker cannot even begin get his mind to beleive any part the previous statement.

<User1> OMFG! That noob just posted his IP and root passwd to USEnet asking if someone could help him fix his sound card!
<User2> :o YHGTBFKM!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003