grasshoppers's definitions

jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

man juice

Euphemism for semen, also known as man chowder, or gentleman's juice.

I bet she gets her fill of man juice!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

gentleman's juice

see man juice

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

plzdiekthxbye

Please die, okay thanks, bye.

One of the kthx words. Stronger than kthxdie and kthxbye.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

yhgtbfkm

"You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me", indicating that the speaker cannot even begin get his mind to beleive any part the previous statement.

<User1> OMFG! That noob just posted his IP and root passwd to USEnet asking if someone could help him fix his sound card!
<User2> :o YHGTBFKM!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

nfw

"No Fucking Way!"

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003