Vanwankled

1. When fondling someone in their sleep.

2. Roaming hands during slumber that grab at body parts, i.e. breasts, butts, etc...

I was awakened being vanwankled by Johnny last night, but he was out like a light.

by GPLongwood June 27, 2010

Mobile Lag

The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.

I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.

by GPLongwood April 23, 2013