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2 definitions by gplongwood

 
1.
The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.
I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.
by GPLongwood April 23, 2013
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1. When fondling someone in their sleep.

2. Roaming hands during slumber that grab at body parts, i.e. breasts, butts, etc...
I was awakened being vanwankled by Johnny last night, but he was out like a light.
by gplongwood June 24, 2010
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