180 definitions by gnostic1

adj. 1) Over-rated; overblown; pompous;

2) Swedish.

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Hey Sven. I like your nobel Volvo!

Thanking you!

I'm being sarcastic Sven.

Thanking you!
by gnostic1 October 08, 2011
v. past perfect verb tense of sling.

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David! Where's that rock you slang at Goliath? It may have exceeded the official weight limit.
by gnostic1 September 03, 2011
v. To befuddle dim bureaucrats with ironic interview questions designed to show the faults in their logic. Similar to pulling a stephen colbert but not as unctious. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Eddie! I hear your wife is going to jon stewart the principal at the assembly. I hope someone gets it on tape.

Tape? Why not say film you Cro-Magnon? It's all bytes on a hard-drive now my friend.

Yeah? Well byte this!
by gnostic1 February 03, 2012
n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.

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I couldn't sleep yesterday so I flicked on the olympics and caught some women's arm wrestling; it looked like the 85kg class. I think a Bulgarian won. Then there was rhythmic gymnastics. I swear to God. Rhythmic gymnastics.
by gnostic1 July 19, 2012
Money required to purchase sex toys.
I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.
by gnostic1 June 25, 2010

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