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4 definitions by glass bottom boat captain

 
1.
a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon
" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"
by glass bottom boat captain March 22, 2009
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2.
a once-white trashy skank that slobs on the knob of a niggy ; a monkey tester
"as we drove through town, i counted at least 7 boon whores" or "damn, this boon whore loves banana pudding" or "the manager at home depot is a straight boon whore"
by glass bottom boat captain March 20, 2009
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3.
a butt fucking maggot who likes to spread the cheeks of a mans ass and penetrate his anus ; queers ; men who like to stick their dicks in other men's sphincters
"new paltz is full of bun splitters"

"the new neighbors are deff. bun splitters"
by glass bottom boat captain March 26, 2009
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4.
vaginal secretions from a pregnant woman due to pushing on her stomach
" after i fucked my pregnant wife, my dick was covered in mung" or " i went down on a pregnant chick and got a mouth full of mung"
by glass bottom boat captain March 26, 2009
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