3 definitions by giraffewaffa
a freshman on the varsity football team that has no hair and a 4.156 inch penis (hard). he thinks everyone is obsessed with him (they are), he’s roughly 5’10 4/5ths inches, and hearts weed. he loves his jagged jorts and his bandanna patterned sweats. he doesn’t like porta potties, however, he adores emos. he’s incredibly considerate and patient when asking if y’all got trash. he asks this because he ALMOST got suspended. he’s a DIY king! his type consists of mostly brunettes, but he sometimes mixes it up and goes for a blonde. he’s transracial. his mother is very attractive, however, she removed him from her facebook (cause unknown)
by giraffewaffa January 6, 2023
by giraffewaffa September 8, 2023
a big boy who happens to walk (and look) like a penguin. he may have a ton of freckles, and his freckles compensate for the mustache he doesn't have. yet, he somehow pulls it off. somehow this big boy made JV! hallelujah! he has a freckle on his tip, and requests girls to suck it off. he sometimes offers to uber girls to his house and make-out, (at one in the morning), but doesn't follow through with his request. then the next day, he is with a new girl (she's short and blonde). although a lot of people don't know him too well, he is a staple in all of our hearts
by giraffewaffa April 17, 2023