3 definitions by garrison anderson masterson

W.W.F.D

What Would Farting Do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you in your current situation.

"man, i really gotta ripp one, but there are all these people around, should I slip it or should I avoid the awkwardness? W.W.F.D?"

would the fart be too loud?
would the fart reak nasty?

by garrison anderson masterson May 28, 2009

hootinanny

when there are over 2 police vehicles parked in any area.

"thats a hootinanny if I know one, theres at least 5 cops parked there"

by garrison anderson masterson May 28, 2009

metalicized

when a song that is not a metal song has been re-done in a metal like fashion.

that band metalicized that song well

by garrison anderson masterson May 28, 2009