funk potato's definitions

Full Gay

Saying "Full Gay" is an obligatory response for anything that goes above and beyond the realm of normal gayness. The love between two men is pretty damn excruciatingly gay, but the love between a man and a woman is Full Gay.

Bro: You know in Mexico it's not gay if you're pitching.
Me: Ga-
Bro: But I'd rather catch anyway.
Me: FULL GAY!

by funk potato September 11, 2009

Sulik

The craziest post-apocalyptic mow-hawked aboriginal nutcase bastard ever to walk the wastelands. Makes Mr. T look like the ideal date to bring home to mother. Normally when you are an army that wears power armor and uses plasma weapons you do not fear a sun-scorched naked native with a sledge hammer—except for Sulik. Then you run. Partly to keep your face from being smashed in, partly because you’re afraid he’ll rape you in front of your comrades, partly to look for your children. Point is, you run.

Sulik: We an I iz goin ta dem house and bash dem chillinz in da face wit my hamma.

Chosen One: Um, we're in the middle of having to kill the whole town because I tried to steal a magazine. You can't just leave!

Fallout 2: Sulik does jet. Sulik does jet. Sulik does jet. Sulik doesn't have enough action points.

by funk potato October 5, 2009