funk potato's definitions

knuckleduster

Someone who farts with a finger in their Ass. Knuckledusting isn't sexual in nature, it is much more closely related to fart sniffing or other Anal Olympic Events. There is a correlation between this activity and growing up in a trailer. This activity was almost certainly invented in the 70's when video games were all but non-existent and drugs were, well, the same as today

Anybob: Hey Bubba!
Bubba: Awwwe haw
Anybob: Putcho fanger in mah butt ho
Bubba: Awwwe haw
Anybob: BRRAAAAAAARRRKKKTTtttwwweeeeeeuuuuueeee!
Bubba: Awwwe mayn! Yuz a low down no good knuckleduster! Hurr hurr hurr!!!

by funk potato September 4, 2009

Sulik

The craziest post-apocalyptic mow-hawked aboriginal nutcase bastard ever to walk the wastelands. Makes Mr. T look like the ideal date to bring home to mother. Normally when you are an army that wears power armor and uses plasma weapons you do not fear a sun-scorched naked native with a sledge hammer—except for Sulik. Then you run. Partly to keep your face from being smashed in, partly because you’re afraid he’ll rape you in front of your comrades, partly to look for your children. Point is, you run.

Sulik: We an I iz goin ta dem house and bash dem chillinz in da face wit my hamma.

Chosen One: Um, we're in the middle of having to kill the whole town because I tried to steal a magazine. You can't just leave!

Fallout 2: Sulik does jet. Sulik does jet. Sulik does jet. Sulik doesn't have enough action points.

by funk potato October 5, 2009