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Box of Wine

A sedative for white people. It gives them "That Itis." Comparable to Ribs.
Bro: Why do you have a Box of Wine?
Me: I've been having sleeping problems lately so I bought this Chateau de Cardboard, '08.
Bro: But, you're not white.
Me: Dag, yo.
by funk potato September 4, 2009
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Pizzaback

When you fuck someone from behind while simultaneously eating pizza off of their back. Typically pizzabacking involves pizza in a box, but fresh-hot pizza can be applied directly to a recipiant's back if they need to be taught a lesson. To simulate an acid trip, try pizzabacking while watching Hanna Barbera cartoons. If you don't have a sex partner or pizza available and you still want to simulate an acid trip, try watching Hanna Barbera cartoons.
Middle Manager with Nothing to Lose: Linda do you know the difference between a Caesar Salad and a Pizzaback?
Confused Secretary: No?
MMWNTL: Good, lets do lunch. And by lunch I mean you from behind while I eat pizza off of your back.
by funk potato September 8, 2009
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