funk potato's definitions

knuckleduster

Someone who farts with a finger in their Ass. Knuckledusting isn't sexual in nature, it is much more closely related to fart sniffing or other Anal Olympic Events. There is a correlation between this activity and growing up in a trailer. This activity was almost certainly invented in the 70's when video games were all but non-existent and drugs were, well, the same as today

Anybob: Hey Bubba!
Bubba: Awwwe haw
Anybob: Putcho fanger in mah butt ho
Bubba: Awwwe haw
Anybob: BRRAAAAAAARRRKKKTTtttwwweeeeeeuuuuueeee!
Bubba: Awwwe mayn! Yuz a low down no good knuckleduster! Hurr hurr hurr!!!

by funk potato September 4, 2009

The Best Offense

The Best Offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said "If he tries to come over here I'm going to throw my Kevlar at him and knock him down and shit in his mouth." The Best Offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target prone as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called Shitmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as assbreath. The best offense does not require you to use a Kevlar helmet to knock the target prone, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.

Coach: Why is Jackson taking off his helmet? Why is Jackson taking off his pants!? OH MY GOD!

Assisstant Coach: You told him to use The Best Offense.

Jackson: Hrrrrrrn!

by funk potato September 9, 2009