Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from
Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from
If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there
is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck
buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main
street, and a 29% chance that
you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That
one remaining percent are the people
smart enough to get as far away from
it as fucking possible.
If you are still attending school here, watch
out. Here are a few guidelines:
-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
out for those damn car accidents that seem
to claim one of us every
so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that
you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!
to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings
to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss
in the water wheel?
I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!