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5 definitions by fred carpinski

 
1.
a quirky twist of fate, synonym of coincidence, as shown in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"
Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!

by fred carpinski February 25, 2009
 
2.
the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.
"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"
by fred carpinski January 09, 2009
 
3.
A holiday for those who do not enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. This holiday is celebrated on February 15th with your closest friends and no significant others. You must make each other Anti-Valentine cards exhibiting for example: superheroes named Ichabod with suitcases.
"I hate Valentines Day, I'm sick of watching couples obnoxiously making out."

"Then come to Anti-Valentines day and wallow in sorrow and eat cake with us!"
by fred carpinski February 06, 2009
 
4.
the disease in which the nostrils of a male are larger than normal, indicating he has had sex up the nose multiple times, contracting herpes in his nose holes. This can only occur in men.
Alan Rickman. His nasal herpes are extremely evident in the scene in Sweeney Todd when he sits in the chair to get shaved.


"Dude, I think I might have nasal herpes. Can you check?"

"Sure. Tilt your head back."
by fred carpinski February 07, 2009
 
5.
A game similar to duck duck goose. You gather in a circle and sit on the floor and one person walks around and says duck, like in duck duck goose. The only difference is when you want the person to be it, you say bruce instead of goose. Then you run for your life away from the creeper-rapist bruce wayne.
"Lets play duck duck bruce!"
"Okay!"


"Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
Duck...
BRUCE!"
by fred carpinski February 25, 2009