the tunnel

The Tunnel is how Coloradoans refer to the Eisenhower Tunnel, the highest vehicular tunnel in the world. It carries I-70 through the Continental Divide and through to the killer powder on the other side.

Usually used when talking about how long it's going to be until you shred the gnar.
"How long til we get to Vail, man? I can't wait to rip with my new board."

"At least an hour, we're not even to The Tunnel yet. Better light that blunt now."
by frank carter June 29, 2009
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RTD

Noun.

The Regional Transportation District, Denver's public transport organisation.
"How you getting to Stella's, man?"

"Taking the RTD cos cool kids ride the bus."
by frank carter May 16, 2005
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colfax

Noun.

The Red Light District of Denver, known throughout the city as the street where prostitutes gather. Also, the longest street in America, reaching from Golden through Denver into parts unknown east of Aurora.
"That stupid tart Carrie probably works on Colfax"
by frank carter May 14, 2005
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two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.
My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.
by frank carter January 25, 2010
mugGet the two seatermug.

heinie

Don't touch my heinie!
by frank carter June 18, 2006
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STi

1. Abbreviation for Subaru Technica International, the tuning and motorsports arm of Subaru. Analogous to Mercedes' AMG and Ford's SVT.

2. A model of the Impreza that has been extensively modified by STi. The name STi is used because of the length of the car's real name, the Impreza WRX STi.

3. The poor man's supercar, one which can outrun a Porcshe Boxster in the 1/4 mile and can rip up snow and gravel due to its all wheel drive.

4. EVO killer and the fear of all things Mitsubishi.
"That EVO on the highway got owned by my STi."
by frank carter May 16, 2005
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the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.
You going to tango at the merc tonight?
by frank carter June 18, 2006
mugGet the the mercmug.