1 definition by forest grump
a pick me boy is a dude who wants a gurl to "pick him" by saying certain words to manipulate and annoy a girl. No one likes a pick me boy, don't me a pick me boy.
pick me boy: you're so pretty and amazing.. I don't even know why you're talking to me 🥺
normal gurl: aww don't say that! You're my friend!
pick me boy: we're just friends? I knew it, why would someone so amazing like you date me... I'm just a nobody 😢
normal gurl: hmm I thought we were friends, what's up with this whole thing?
pick me boy: I'm not good enough for you or anyone.. I wouldn't even wanna date me.. *cries*
normal gurl: ...
pick me boy: 😤😤😤 *stomps and be sad, then returns to chase the gurl*
normal gurl: aww don't say that! You're my friend!
pick me boy: we're just friends? I knew it, why would someone so amazing like you date me... I'm just a nobody 😢
normal gurl: hmm I thought we were friends, what's up with this whole thing?
pick me boy: I'm not good enough for you or anyone.. I wouldn't even wanna date me.. *cries*
normal gurl: ...
pick me boy: 😤😤😤 *stomps and be sad, then returns to chase the gurl*
by forest grump March 22, 2022