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you got sharked!

it's the act of clowning on a friend by pretending to give him dabs, or pound, or any handshake, then suddenly takes it away & makes a sharks fin on the forehead. trust me, it is a lot funnier went you are drunk.
as i was leaving work, i was shaking hands with co-workers and then i saw this guy who just messes with me a lot. i put my hand out to shake his hand, i pulled back & said " you got sharked!" everybody just started laughing so much, but only a few people get the joke.
by flava b (bernie mac) April 2, 2009
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lasagna cave

pussy, vagina. when the pussy is soo beat up, it looks wavy & red like lasagna. and sometimes, usually around period times, there may be clumps that resemble meat & sometimes during yeast infection you might see clumples that resemble goata cheese.
after sex all night long, i wanted to hit it 1 more time. until i saw that lasagna cave & said to myself damn, that thing is tore up from the floor up. oh wait look, cheese! yummy
by flava b (bernie mac) April 2, 2009
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shnaps

a certain way to say shit or oh shit without really cursing. works well in front of children.
when junior broke my bong, i yelled out "oh shnaps u little friggin a-hole" i was so pissed, but luckily i caught myself from cursing just in time.
by flava b (bernie mac) April 3, 2009
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