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The reason my wife got 3 teeth knocked out by slipping in her puke while getting off the toilet and faceplanting on the tile in the bathroom while we were on our honeymoon.
My wife drank to much top quality tequila in mexico then she face planted resulting in thousands of dollars of dental bills not to mention a $500 plane ticket and $1000 emergency room visit. To top it all off we had to leave Mexico a day and a half early and didnt get reimbursed for it. We also had a 4 hour lay over in Miami before we could go home.

By the way this is all true, I'm not making this shit up. It really happened to us.
by fkuck my life September 02, 2010