erotic arts

plural of erotic art, qv.

Professor Sex says: The shakey shakey, Rite of Shiva, rusty trombone, throat job, flanjitsu, and cunt grab are all examples of the erotic arts.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

'roid monster

Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.

The 'roid monster snarled at all who approached as he stood wimpering at the urinal.

by Figleaf23 August 15, 2007

go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.

For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination

Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

pisshap

a lesser form of pissaster

A pisshap is bad enough, but watch out for pissasters.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

fucktify

Means simply 'I do not'

Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."

by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007

925 silver

Sterling silver, 92.5% pure.

Sterling silver will often bear a stamp saying 925 silver.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009