Definitions by figleaf23

gravy train 

a very lucrative or rewarding situation or arrangement, likely to
continue for some time.

When the Congressman got elected to the Senate, he knew he was on the gravy train

gravy train by Figleaf23 January 9, 2009

beating a dead horse 

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.

A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.

beating a dead horse by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009

BAMF! 

the sound effect made by the superhero Nightcrawler (from Marvel Comics' X-Men) when he teleports

*BAMF!*
Hey, look, Nightcrawler just popped in.

BAMF! by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

snakt

the sound caused when Marvel Comics' superhero Wolverine retracts his metal claws.

Compare: snikt

If you're in a confrontation with Wolverine, you're in trouble if you hear 'snikt', but you're probably okay if you hear 'snakt'.

snakt by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

Temple of Venus

vagina, quiff, quim, pussy, yoni

Compare: Temple of Sodom

Sexual intercourse occurs when a Lingam is inserted in the Temple of Venus.

Temple of Venus by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

Temple of Sodom 

anus, anal sphincter, asshole

Compare: Temple of Venus

Bruce likes to worship at Stanley's Temple of Sodom.

Temple of Sodom by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

caber toss 

a scottish contest in which the objective is to lift large vertical tree trunk and then toss it, flipping it so that it lands on its other end. The objective is not distance, but rather to make it land as upright as possible.

With the drone of the pipes firing his blood, Angus made a perfect caber toss, winning the highland games.

caber toss by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009