pro wrestling

a bizarre form of entertainment product where 'roid monsters and bull queers pose, posture and shout emptyheaded inanities, and once in a while pretend to deliver savage acrobatic beatings to eachother. The beatings are in fact a series of highly stylized stage-fighting stunts.
How pro wrestling gets any audience is one of the great mysteries.
by Figleaf23 January 02, 2009
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shakey shakey

a completely non-violent erotic art performed by placing a wet palm or fingers firmly on the clitoral area and giggling the hand as quickly as possible.
Dude, when I gave Karen the shakey shakey last night she was more than willing to swallow my man meat.
by Figleaf23 August 08, 2007
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shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination
Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).
by Figleaf23 August 08, 2007
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drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)
Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.
by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008
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trifecta

1. a horse-race betting combination wherein you pick three horses to win, place, and show. A difficult bet to win, with long odds and high returns.

2. Something President Bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.
by Figleaf23 January 02, 2009
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inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.
Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
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pisshap

A pisshap is bad enough, but watch out for pissasters.
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
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