figleaf23's definitions
1. a tory,
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009

Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.
by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

Anthony Kennedy, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy (Kennedy, Anthony), and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.
by Figleaf23 July 16, 2007

a sexual technique involving flexion of the vagina to increase stimulation of the penis during intercourse.
An erotic art.
An erotic art.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

a completely non-violent erotic art performed by placing a wet palm or fingers firmly on the clitoral area and giggling the hand as quickly as possible.
Dude, when I gave Karen the shakey shakey last night she was more than willing to swallow my man meat.
by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007
