125 definitions by figleaf23

army slang for salary. The eagle is the army paymaster and shit is the money it drops on the soldiers.
The eagle shits! Gentlemen, let's go to the mess.
by Figleaf23 August 06, 2007
to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.
Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
a group of superheroes whose adventures are chronicled in Marvel Comics. Somewhat cheesy, but considered innovative at one time.

They are:

-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body

-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields

-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body

-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers
Fanboy: Galactus is the Fantastic Four's worst enemy.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.
by Figleaf23 August 09, 2007
erotic art refers specifically to sexual techniques one does to add pleasure for one's partner(s), in contrast to sexual acts that give pleasure only for oneself
Professor Sex says: the shakey shakey is one of the erotic arts, whereas the angry dragon is not.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)
Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.
by Figleaf23 June 15, 2007
a rightwing homosexual
Believe it or not, there are apparently some Republiqueers who oppose gay rights.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
Palintology is the study of prignorance
Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.
by Figleaf23 October 02, 2008

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