figleaf23's definitions
The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.
For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:
Oprah can go fuck herself.
Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.
Ghandi can go fuck himself.
50cent can go fuck himself.
Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.
You can go fuck yourself.
I can go fuck myself.
God can go fuck itself.
Oprah can go fuck herself.
Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.
Ghandi can go fuck himself.
50cent can go fuck himself.
Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.
You can go fuck yourself.
I can go fuck myself.
God can go fuck itself.
by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007
Get the go fuck yourself doctrinemug. an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.
Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?
Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
Get the throat jobmug. by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
Get the Argonianmug. 1. a tory,
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.
Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
Get the tory bastardmug. Anthony Kennedy, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy (Kennedy, Anthony), and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
Get the Kennedy, Anthonymug. by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008
Get the Smith and Wessonmug. Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.
by Figleaf23 July 16, 2007
Get the cockpunchmug.