14 definitions by fetus bomber

ryan howard

Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.

Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.

by fetus bomber September 23, 2006

Big Papi

Big, kick-ass red sox player. Real name is David Ortiz.

Big Papi made them Yankees look like dumb assholes.

by fetus bomber November 5, 2004

Seth MacFarlane

A kick-ass guy who created the cartoons "Family Guy" and "American Dad" (which is coming soon).

Seth MacFarlane's cartoons own all other cartoons.

by fetus bomber November 3, 2004

Terrorists

According to George Bush, a bad group of folks.

"The terrorists are...uh...a bad group of folks"

by fetus bomber November 2, 2004

Pork knife

1. A word used to take place of the word penis.
2. A knife used to cut pork.

Ha! his pork knife is only 2 inches long!

Man, that pork knife is very sharp.

by fetus bomber November 4, 2004

Animal Highschool

A disgusting website that shows pictures of animals getting red rockets and blow-jobs from human women.

Ewww...! I just saw a picture of Jake's mom giving that bull a red rocket!

by fetus bomber June 1, 2005

Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.

Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.

by fetus bomber November 5, 2004