Mother natures sense of humor. It is defined as a large wave crashing on the shore of a random third-world country, sacrificing the lives of those stupid enough to be in the way for the mild amusement of others. In order to avoid negative attention from people who pretend to care about people other than themselves, it is defined as a catastrophe instead of entertainment.
justin: did you hear about that tsunami that killed over 400 people? Chris: yeah, that was pretty funny i guess. A valcano would have been way funnier, though. Justin: what the hell is wrong with you? Chris: oh, tsunami? Yeah, sure, thats sad, i guess. I thought you said, um, salami. Justin: that doesn't make sense. Chris: your mom's a whore.