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If only 1% of the people who voted for the Green Party candidate had voted for Gore, George W. Bush would have lost Florida and the 2000 election. It is in the best interest of both Greens and Democrats to dismantle the Bush Administration, and the only way to do that is to put aside differences and come together for purposes of the 2004 election. Even Michael Moore concedes in his latest book, "The Greens are in much better shape when it comes to true commitment and passion, but let's be honest - this is not the year of the Greens (and even the Greens know it)."
by fduck January 21, 2004
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Martin Sheen, Tim Robbins, and Susan "Saranwrap" are all covered by the First Amendment even if some people don't agree with what they say.
by fduck January 8, 2004
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The Third Amendment gets so lonely; no one seems to care as passionately about this one as the others.
by fduck January 8, 2004
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by fduck January 20, 2004
Get the freedom kiss mug.(n/pl) the small minority of people who expect the government to be a nanny and haven't figured out that if they don't like what they see or hear they can (a) turn off the TV or radio or (b) change the channel
The First Amendment is not appropriate for all audiences.
by fduck May 18, 2004
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by fduck April 2, 2004
Get the FCC mug.(n) an entry posted to urbandictionary.com with a strong editorial slant that mysteriously never appears on the website
Despite having received confirmation of my definition for "one-termer" and a message that the definition will appear in the next 24 hours, it never does. Considering the level of incoherent gibberish that does get posted, one has to wonder how my entry became a ghost post. Can an entry be posted, recommended for deletion, voted on, and deleted in less than 48 hours? I seriously doubt it.
(Chances are you won't see this definition either.)
(Chances are you won't see this definition either.)
by fduck January 11, 2004
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