fduck's definitions

all audiences

(n/pl) the small minority of people who expect the government to be a nanny and haven't figured out that if they don't like what they see or hear they can (a) turn off the TV or radio or (b) change the channel

The First Amendment is not appropriate for all audiences.

by fduck May 18, 2004

suicider

(n) one that suicides, is currently in the process of suiciding, or has suicided in the past

"Freedom will prevail, so long as the United States and allies don't give the people of Iraq mixed signals, so long as we don't cower in the face of suiciders, or do what many Iraqis still suspect might happen, and that is cut and run early, like what happened in '91" - George W. Bush (quoted by Bill Sammon in The Washington Times 5/10/04)

by fduck May 10, 2004

DC101

(n) a station owned by Clear Channel that plays the same 4 songs every hour, at least one of which is always "Man in the Box"

DJs on DC101 play songs as dictated by a computer. How long before Clear Channel decides it's cheaper just to use the DJ Master 2000?

by fduck April 2, 2004

FUBAR

1. Fucked Up By A Retard
2. Fucked Up By A Republican

The USA isn't beyond all hope of repair or recognition; it's just FUBAR. That's why we have elections.

by fduck May 18, 2004

freedom kiss

(n) a kiss involving extensive or intensive contact of the inner lips, tongue, and teeth with George W. Bush's ass, especially with prolonged or rhythmic tongue-to-anus contact

Freedom kisses are an excellent way for all Americans to be more patriotic.

by fduck January 20, 2004

Disneyland

(n) yet another Urban Dictionary entry prone to Urban Censorship

Disneyland has ghost posts.

by fduck May 18, 2004

Urban Encyclopedia

(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of being a concise definition appropriate for this website

For a great example of Urban Encyclopedia, refer to Operation Iraqi Freedom.

by fduck January 12, 2004