fduck's definitions

Operation American Freedom

(n) November 2, 2004

The first objective of Operation American Freedom is to oust the Bush regime.

by fduck July 21, 2004

ghost post

(n) an entry posted to urbandictionary.com with a strong editorial slant that mysteriously never appears on the website

Despite having received confirmation of my definition for "one-termer" and a message that the definition will appear in the next 24 hours, it never does. Considering the level of incoherent gibberish that does get posted, one has to wonder how my entry became a ghost post. Can an entry be posted, recommended for deletion, voted on, and deleted in less than 48 hours? I seriously doubt it.

(Chances are you won't see this definition either.)

by fduck January 11, 2004

DC101

(n) a station owned by Clear Channel that plays the same 4 songs every hour, at least one of which is always "Man in the Box"

DJs on DC101 play songs as dictated by a computer. How long before Clear Channel decides it's cheaper just to use the DJ Master 2000?

by fduck April 2, 2004

freedom kiss

(n) a kiss involving extensive or intensive contact of the inner lips, tongue, and teeth with George W. Bush's ass, especially with prolonged or rhythmic tongue-to-anus contact

Freedom kisses are an excellent way for all Americans to be more patriotic.

by fduck January 20, 2004

all audiences

(n/pl) the small minority of people who expect the government to be a nanny and haven't figured out that if they don't like what they see or hear they can (a) turn off the TV or radio or (b) change the channel

The First Amendment is not appropriate for all audiences.

by fduck May 18, 2004

first amendment

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Martin Sheen, Tim Robbins, and Susan "Saranwrap" are all covered by the First Amendment even if some people don't agree with what they say.

by fduck January 8, 2004

FUBAR

1. Fucked Up By A Retard
2. Fucked Up By A Republican

The USA isn't beyond all hope of repair or recognition; it's just FUBAR. That's why we have elections.

by fduck May 18, 2004