by Fast Bobby January 28, 2004
The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.
After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.
by Fast Bobby February 25, 2009
Actually a miss pronunciation of "Hash Wednesday", a day of the week following Mescaline Monday and Trippin' Tuesday and preceeding THC Thursday and Freebase Friday.
Steve Albert and a few other guys from my TV class came over to jam and do some bong hits on Hash Wednesday.
by Fast Bobby March 02, 2004
A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.
Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.
by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004
To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004
1) An erection so stiff and firm that it makes a guy groan.
2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
2) A woman who is so vocal during sex that her moans turn to groans of lust and desire.
1) "Dude, that chick is so hot, she gave me a groaner that wouldn't go down even after I came!"
2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
2) "Julie is a real groaner in bed! I could hear her all the way over on Sixth Ave."
by Fast Bobby May 21, 2003
Literally a public urinal in most major European cities, but sometimes a creative way of saying you are pissed off, or pissed off at someone, or someone is an idiot; sometimes used as an exclamation.
by Fast Bobby April 12, 2004