The toughest guy on the internet, The Markinator is a 14 year old homosexual virgin whose daily highs include telling 12 year olds that Justin Bieber doesn't love them back, getting into arguments with the president of his middle school's chess club about whether or not the next meeting should be moved to Friday, and prying himself out of lockers.
He incorporates his well thought out "trolling" ideas into his skillfully crafted, witty posts.
"My main opponents are a group of spamming, thirteen year old wannabe trolls." ~ The Markinator
(Note his obvious intellectuality).
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