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'Scene'. It's the shit that's taking over the world. I mean, little thirteen year olds all over are already conforming to the 'scene'. This 'scene' began to grow in late 2003 from the original 'emo'. And I'm not talking about the stupid cut my wrist shit 'emo' of today.

Typical 'scene' girls:

- Rite Aid shoes/Nikes/Chucks(although they call them 'Converse')/Vans/flats.

- Really tight skinny jeans.

- headbands, a single bobby pin, bows, fringe, extensions, dyed streaks, tons of hairspray and pomade, ridiculous amounts of eyeliner and/or eye makeup, huge acrylic necklaces (ribcages, diamonds, single teeth, skeletal hands, dinosaurs, or words such as cunt or gore), skeleton key necklaces, fake lashes, many long faux pearl necklaces, abnormally large sunglasses, totes.

- Most common piercings: ip, septum, monroe, or cheek.

Most all buy their wardrobe from places like Forever21, Hottopic, Urban Outfitters (they put it to shame), Pacsun, Tillys, Hollister, Abercrombie, Delias. I don't know a single 'scene' person who shops at thrift stores.

LOVES 'photography', 'art', 'fashion', gore, Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear, Monsters (not the drink), neon colors, robots, dinosaurs, drinking, smoking, and bats.

Is usually usually rude, obnoxious, self-centered, and narcissistic.

Guys:

Tight girls pants, jeans that are skinnier than girl skinny jeans, tight band shirts, wannabe western shirts (the shirts you dumbasses call plaid), tight striped sweaters, tight hoodies, guy version bermudas (if you live in the area where i live), bomber jackts, bandanas. Basically, their clothes have to be tight as hell.

Shoes: Nikes, Chucks, Vans, Creative Recreation (i've only seen this in the bay area), or Asics.

Hair: fringe, fauxhawks, dyed streaks sometimes.

The typical 'scene' kid:

- Is sometimes vegitarian or vegan.
usually because everyone else is.

- Must have a million friends on myspace.

- Must posts a million bulletins and whore trains on myspace.

- Must upload millions of (photoshopped almost always) photos onto their myspace.
Of partying, shows, of themselves at odd angles, with friends, throwing peace signs, wearing stupid facial expressions, sometimes and usually involving a mirror.

- Talks and types with outrageous amounts of slang. Think hella, brutal, cunt, nigga, ghey, etc.

- Listens to the shit they play on MTV and FUSE.
whether it be hip hop, emo, or 'hxc' thrash.

- Sometimes claims to love indie music.
Indie music my fucking ass.
this 'scene' needs to fucking die.

the area i live in is infested with these stupid bitches, and i swear, it's as if it's all just one big popularity contest. i actually feel bad for the abercrombie kids.

stop corrupting the music scene with your sense of fashion or rather lack of for that matter.
by evil virtue August 07, 2007

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