eszett's definitions

Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett January 31, 2005

mantako

A quaint little site where people spam the glory out of... posting, I guess. And I'm not sure about that glory either.

But most importantly is that I help run the place.

I am a mod at mantako.

by Eszett May 15, 2004

Scheelia

The greatest NationState ever, led by the Grand Vassal, Jaroslav Al-Wolframij. It is home to tungsten buildings and monmuents, synthetic polar regions, and a military that uses trebuchets and soldering irons as their main weapons.

Scheelia took over the barbaric tribes of Nectady with their massive number of trebuchets.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

allotrope

one of at least two different forms of an element. Different allotropes of a substance often have very different properties from each other; e.g. white phosphorus (P4) is a highly reactive and toxic substance that glows in air due to its high reactivity and possesses a molecular structure, while red phosphorus (the stuff used to make strikers on match boxes) is a non-toxic substance that has a polymeric structure.

White tin is a shiny, electrically conductive metal usefull for plating cans to prevent corrosion, while gray tin is a semiconductor that possesses no uses whatsoever

by eszett August 26, 2003

hydrogen

The first element on the periodic table. Burns with glee when lit, and explodes when lit near oxygen.

That stupid guy lit some hydrogen he mixed with some oxygen.

by Eszett February 27, 2004

Eh!Steve

A bulky brown Greco-Roman-appearing-type person from Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. He always appears at least once every episode to say his catch phrase, "EH!STEVE", and is always on the run from a wheelchair voiced by Bubs.

I don't know why that wheelchair hates Eh!Steve, but what else makes sense about Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

by eszett May 7, 2003

helium

The light of the noble gasses, at. no. 2, used as a lifting agent for zeppelins and balloons. If you inhale it, your voice will sound really funny like you're pinching your nose. Just don't asphyxiate yourself, or you'll be sorry.

When he let go of his balloon, it floated up into the air because of the helium inside it.

by eszett March 9, 2003