11 definitions by essenceofexistence

malnutritionate

To render one to have a bloody grumbly tummy because of lack of consumable substances

P1: "Mate I saw a male the other day - he was not looking very big"
P2: "You mean to say he was malnutritionated!?!?!"

A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john

PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"

P1: "Mate, chuck me two bucks to purchase that Italian god! "
P2: "Nah sorry, I am the greek economy!!!!!"

That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!

MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"