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2 definitions by erik lervold

 
1.
actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.
i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.
by erik lervold August 12, 2005
 
2.
porn model that does only softcore, or pseudo lesbian scenes, where people get really close to her cooter and that's about it. sometimes rubs boobs with erica rose campbell. she is very short, and has a bit of an overbite. her only talent is to get naked.
aria giovanni goes to comic conventions and charges people 15 dollars to take a polaroid with her.
by erik lervold August 12, 2005